Merlin
"Those socks are very clean. Of course I'm proud of them."
"I'm happy to be your servant, until the day I die."
"Just...don't be a prat."
Arthur
"Sometimes I think I know you, Merlin. Other times..."
"You know me Merlin. I never listen to you."
"This is no time to be a hero, Merlin. It really doesn't suit you."
"Put the sword down, Merlin. You look ridiculous."
"Don't be such a girl, Merlin."
Gaius
"One whiff of a barmaid's apron and you're singing like a sailor."
"We'll make a great warlock out of you yet."
Morgana
"What if you don't choose magic? What if it chooses you?"
The Great Dragon
"No one can change their destiny, Merlin, and no one can escape it."
Group
Merlin: How much did you practice for being such a prat?
Arthur: You can't address me like that!
Merlin: Ok, sorry. How much did you practice for being such a prat, my lord?Merlin: So you believe in me now?
Gaius: I will if you can stop this blasted rain.
Uther: Have you some kind of mental affliction?
Merlin: Probably.
Arthur: I'm looking into it sire.
Arthur: I had no idea you were so keen to die for me.
Merlin: Trust me I can hardly believe it myself.
Arthur: You never cease to surprise me. You're a lot smarter than you look.
Merlin: Is that a compliment?
Arthur: What kind of meat is this? It's got a very stringy texture.
Merlin: It's pork.
Arthur: This isn't pork...it's rat, isn't it.
Merlin: Try not to think about it.
Arthur: I know you don't have to listen to me -
Arthur: Glad we agree on something.
Merlin: My throat was so try I thought I wouldn't be able to talk.
Arthur: At least something good would've come from the drought.
Merlin: Where'd you get the water to make the tea?
Gaius: Fortunately for both of us you forgot to empty your bath water last night.
Merlin: You're making tea from my bath water?
Gaius: It's not so bad. Perhaps a little soapy.
Merlin: So you have been outwitted by a rat?
Merlin: They so say rats are very intelligent.
Merlin: More intelligent than you, it would seem. Go home, it would be embarrassing to have to lock up my own servant for breaking the curfew.
Other
"Your destiny is calling. You’'d better find out what he wants."
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